If you LIKE cats, don't read. :) Otherwise, proceed.

Seriously. Please don't get offended if you like cats and read this. I warned you. Those who know me, I have an STRONG aversion to them, so this made my day.

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

And P.S. I don't know this dude or condone anything else he may write. He is apparently very colorful. :)